Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a restaurant in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Montana. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.<br />n<br />nThe guy from Texas began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do all of <br />nthe cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing; second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."<br />n<br />nThen the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all of the grocery shopping, and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries".<br />n<br />nThe fellow from Montana was married to woman who had grown up in Montana. He sat up straight in his chair, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But by the third day……. I could see a little bit out of my left eye …….<br />n<br />nMoral of story: "DON'T MESS WITH MONTANA WOMEN!<br />n<br />n<b>Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. Mark Twain</b>