Insurance

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.<br />n <br />n "Ever have an accident?"<br />n <br />n "Nope, nary a one."<br />n <br />n "None? You've never had any accidents."<br />n <br />n "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."<br />n <br />n "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"<br />n <br />n "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."