COWS:
It is amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls ... but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse ...you cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!!!
Thanks to sometimes commenter Joe G for the e-mail with this one. I really like the Constitution one.
After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy. Mason Cooley












just so dang many of the illegals AND they cross back-and-forth constantly
AND they are practiced at hiding-out. I don't think cows have
evolved that much yet.