A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."
A joke is a very serious thing. Winston Churchill
Tuesday, December 28. 2004
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I actually have a tape of myself saying that joke in a tent in 1974. My friend Paul Sawyer and I couldn't stop reading the joke boke we'd bought from the weekly reader book club that week.
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Evan
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2004-12-28 19:00
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Well it might be an old joke but I sure enjoyed it.
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Sarpy Sam
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