Lord Sam, Has an interesting ring to it. For around $60 you can buy an English Title to spice up your name maybe as a Christmas gift.
NOTE: The real nobility says this doesn't count since a genuine British title cannot be purchased. Sounds like somebody has "title envy."
And nobility will not be able to help you with your love; Love does not know how to cede to ancestral images. Propertius Sextus













But you're right - Lord Sam of Sarpy does have a ring to it. :->