Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a restaurant in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Montana. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from Texas began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do all of
the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing; second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all of the grocery shopping, and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries".

The fellow from Montana was married to woman who had grown up in Montana. He sat up straight in his chair, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But by the third day....... I could see a little bit out of my left eye .......

Moral of story: "DON'T MESS WITH MONTANA WOMEN!

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. Mark Twain