U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising
The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising.
You mean buffalo don't have wings?
Even better is this one.
In other decisions related to the fast food industry, the U.S.D.A. also determined that McDonalds can no longer use the name hamburger for the product that they serve until they actually add hamburger meat/beef to their product. The same will be true with the Big Mac song ("two all beef patties...); it must be changed to "two mystery meat patties."
Now that I will agree with. To call the stuff at McDonald's meat is a crime against ranchers. Horrible.
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. Lord Byron
