Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle
Saturday, October 15. 2005
Things to Remember
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