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CHEVY=SHIT
IF I EVER OWN ANOTHER F***ING CHEVY IN MY LIFETIME IT WILL BE TOO DAMN SOON.
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A reliable family car (we have a Toyota) is around $AU60K....
Mind you I figure the driving conditions are probably different to where you are....
I agree with your wife...you're insulting the monkeys.