A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said, Stay here and be very QUIET. Ill be across
the field.
An hour later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and
ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?", the father asked. " I told you to be quiet!"
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed
down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my
pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or
take them with us?', I guess I just panicked...."












