'Killer cow' arrested in Nigeria
The stray animal attacked the man from behind as he was urinating on a motorway near the country's commercial city of Lagos, a police spokesman said.
The way this is put just cracks me up. Step out to take a piss and a cow attacks you.
"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one of the policemen taking part in the operation was later quoted as saying by a local newspaper.
"We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said.
I can't get the picture out of my mind of this cow in handcuffs being read his rights and then standing behind bars. It just strikes me as funny even though I know it shouldn't.
I will say the animal needs destroyed. Any critter that attacks humans for no reason needs to be put down for everyones safety.
It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little Raymond Chandler
